Monday, May 2, 2022

Who’s there?

Knock, knock.

            Who’s there?


            Corona who?

Corona. Your friendly global pandemic.

You’ve got to be kidding.

Okay, try this. Knock, knock.

            Who’s there?

It’s just me, George Floyd.

Not a chance!

Wait, wait, maybe this. Knock, knock.

            Who’s there?

Your inaugural Capitol insurrection.

            Don’t even think about it.


One more, please. Knock, knock.

All right, who’s there?

Would you believe Orange?

No way I’m falling for that old joke!

But orange you glad I didn’t say another new variant?